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Hey everyone,
I didn’t really want to write the carnival this week, so I brought my friends the Oompa Loompas in to sing a song for all the entries. Enjoy.
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Oompa loompa doompadee doo,
I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you,
Oompa loompa doompadee dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me.
What do you get when you don’t pay your card?
a few years in prison doing can be really hard
What do you get when you read the happy rock?
News that could make a dead man gawk.
Pay your cards just once a year.
Oompa loompa dompadee astinate
This would help those who like to procrastinate
You will live lazy and carefree too
Like the oompa loompa doompadee do,
Doompadee Do.
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Oompa loompa doompadee doo,
I’ve got another riddle for you,
Oompa loompa doompadee dye
Listen to me or you get no more pie.
What do you do when your kids want new toys?
Those things are expensive, especially boy’s,
No credit needed has interesting thoughts
Get them some junk like old used pots
They won’t know the difference.
Oompa loompa dompadee dids
No need to go bankrupt entertaining your kids
They can live as frugally as you,
like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do,
Doompadee Do.
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Oompa loompa doompadee do,
I think at the point you get what we do,
Oompa loompa doompadee bunny
Listen to use and we’ll save you some money.
What to you get buying counterfeit stuff?
A whole lot of nothing, but if that’s not enough
If you’d have read The Digerati Life
You could have saved yourself some strife,
They can tell you whats a fake
Oompa loompa dompadee tuff
Listen to them before buying that sutff
You could have all namebrand bling too
Like the Oompa loompa doompadee do
Doompadee Do.
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Ooompa loompa doompadee doo,
This is something that we already knew
Oompa loompa doompadee net
but you probably have a ton of debt.
What’s the best way to pay off your credit card
Saving your money, it’s really not hard
That’s what they say at My Debt Relief Plan
Don’t use your AC use a fan
It’ll also save on energy
Oompa loompa doompadee buck
When you’re in debt it really does suck
You could owe no debt and it’s true
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Doompadee Do.
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Oompa loompa doompadee doo
Maybe it’s time that you tried something new,
Oompa loompa doompadee dee
you’re paying far to much for TV
What do you get with your premium plan?
400 channels of Cooking with Dan
You could cut about 80 and pick up Netflix
Satellite TV Guru knows
You should see what else they say.
Oompa loompa doompadee pie
The prices for cable are just way too high
You could be watching Ghostbusters 2
like the Oompa loompa doompadee do
Doompadee Do.
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Oompa loompa doompadee do
This one is comming from somebody who
Oompa loompa doompadee rife
Helps us get by in our everyday life
What do you get when your skin is all dry
It can get really painfull, it’s time that you buy
Something to make your skin happy and fresh
Something like this Dream Cream from lush
That is what Suzanne says.
Oompa loompa doompadee ream
Maybe you should think about buying this cream
You could have soft, happy skin too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee do.
Doompadee Do.
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Oompa loompa doompadee do
We have one last diddy for you,
Oompa loompa doompadee dee
Soon you won’t have to listen to me
How do save a boatload of cash?
Spending less money on useless new trash
Millionaire Mommy has some interesting tips,
for making your family really rich,
money money mo-o-o-ney
Oompa loompa doompadee dee
this is good bye from to you from me
I hope you had fun reading this too
Like the Oompa loompa doompadee do,
Doompadee do.