Patrick Swayze, you will be missed #swayze
Patrick Swayze has passed on. I’d like you all to remember what our world would look like without this man:
We would never have driven the reds from our shores (Wolverines!)
Baby would still be in that corner.
Without a Cooler, the Double Deuce’s bouncers would never have learned when to be nice… and when not to be nice.
Demi Moore would never have finished her sculpture.
Finally, Chris Farley would probably be a Chippendales Dancer if Swayze hadn’t beaten him in the audition.
You will be missed, Mr. Swayze.