Beauty tips from Anchorman Ron Burgundy and crew
The movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy was a hilarious movie with well-known comic actors such as Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy), Steve Carell, Ben Stiller, and Vince Vaughn. Ron Burgundy would be the first person to tell you that he’s “kind of a big deal.” Though it might come naturally to him, some of us have to put a little effort into looking good. If they were to get Ron Burgundy and his Channel 4 News crew together for beauty tips on how they attract the ladies, here is how I think it would go:
Step one: Suit up
All four guys on the news team and their one leading lady like to dress up before going on camera. Rock a well-tailored suit and you’ll look stylish anywhere. Bonus points for wearing a blue or red suit like the ones Ron Burgundy loves.
Step two: Hair and mustache
Ron Burgundy would like to start by reminding everyone of the ground rules. “Rule number one: No touching of the hair or face… AND THAT’S IT!” Great hair and a huge mustache will get someone’s attention before you even speak to them. Get Burgundy’s hair style by starting with mahogany hair color.
Step three: The right scent
Brian Fantana likes to get attention from the ladies by wearing the right scent: Sex Panther. Because “60% of the time it works, every time.” If you want something that’s a little less pungent, try his other favorites: London Gentleman or Blackbeard’s Delight.
Step four: Workout routine
The first time Veronica Corningstone stepped into Ron’s office, he was counting as he did his arm curls. Whether you can make it to the gym, or do your workouts from the office, Ron Burgundy would recommend that you stay in shape with a workout routine. Follow his lead by making Tuesday your arms and back workout day, preferably with 1,000 or more reps.
~Krista “I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany” Jackson