Carnival of Shopping #13
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Welcome to Pocket Change airlines. I hope you all enjoy your flight to Carnival of Shopping island. Please fasten your seat belts and remove your wallets from their closed positions. There is a 35% chance of snakes on this plane. If you hears screaming coming from the cockpit, be aware that the person next to you can probably not be used as a flotation device. Good luck!
Look, I want it now, and who's Joe at Penny Pinching to tell me I can't have it! He never lets me have anything I want. On second thought, maybe ...